{"id":450,"date":"2016-02-09T21:18:01","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T19:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/?p=450"},"modified":"2016-02-09T21:41:35","modified_gmt":"2016-02-09T19:41:35","slug":"sattumuksia-ja-tapauksia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"Sattumuksia ja tapauksia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00e4m\u00e4 on tarina siit\u00e4, miten joskus asiat menee melkein suunnitellusti..<\/p>\n<p>Maanantai, ensimm\u00e4inen kuumeeton p\u00e4iv\u00e4 muutamien p\u00e4ivien kuumeisten p\u00e4ivien j\u00e4lkeen. Riemu siis irti ja et\u00e4t\u00f6ihin, toimistolle en viel\u00e4 uskalla. Ruokahaluakaan ei ole viel\u00e4, niin se ei h\u00e4iritse ty\u00f6ntekoa.<\/p>\n<p>Kun kello l\u00e4hentelee nelj\u00e4\u00e4, tuumin, ett\u00e4 nyt on oiva aika l\u00e4hte\u00e4 sitten kaupasta hakemaan itselle jotain murusta vatsalaukkuun, samalla kissoille v\u00e4h\u00e4n murkinaa ja hiekkaa. Ei muuta kuin ulkovaatteet p\u00e4\u00e4lle, pakun avain taskuun ja autolle.<\/p>\n<p>Liukastelen l\u00e4pi kohtuullisen liukkaan pihapolun autolle, avain oven lukkoon ja *naps*. Tai se sano edes naps, se vain v\u00e4\u00e4ntyy poikki. Onneksi tajusin mit\u00e4 oli tapahtumassa ja sain otettua avainta sen verran pois lukkopes\u00e4st\u00e4, ett\u00e4 katkennut osa oli helppo ottaa my\u00f6s taskuun. T\u00e4ss\u00e4 sit\u00e4 ollaan, 10 km kauppaan, perheen toinen auto melkein 100 km p\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4 keskiviikkoon saakka ja huomenna pit\u00e4isi t\u00f6ihin menn\u00e4. Avain poikki.<\/p>\n<p>Minuutin mietitty\u00e4ni (en ottanut aikaa) pistin kyl\u00e4n fb-sivulle kyselyn, ett\u00e4 vinkkej\u00e4? Sielt\u00e4 tuli, vie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suutariraittinen.palvelee.fi\/\" target=\"_blank\">Raittiselle<\/a>\u00a0h\u00e4n hoitaa homman. T\u00e4m\u00e4 selv\u00e4. Soitto appivanhemmille josko olisivat kotona, koska viimeinen bussi jolla ehtisin suutarille meni 15:40. Appiukko p\u00e4\u00e4see kuskaamaan, mahtavaa. S\u00e4\u00e4styy taksirahat!<\/p>\n<p>Siin\u00e4 kerkesin kyyti\u00e4 odotellessa ottamaan pihakuusesta (joka saatiin naapurilta) jouluvalotkin jo pois. Ja sitten tulikin kyyti ja mentiin keskustaan. Avain suutarille, h\u00e4n luki (tietokone sen teki) avaimesta ajoneston koodit, siirti ne uudelle avaimelle ja sitten kone jyrsi menem\u00e4\u00e4n uuden avaimen. Eikun kotiin ja testaamaan, toimii. K\u00e4yn hakemassa siis viel\u00e4 yhden, vara-avaimeksi.<\/p>\n<p>Appiukko l\u00e4htee kohti kotia, kiitin avusta, pelasti illan. Ja seuraavan ty\u00f6p\u00e4iv\u00e4n. Siin\u00e4 sitten neppailin hetken ja s\u00f6in mysli\u00e4, samalla tuumin, ett\u00e4 nyt m\u00e4 pesen ton yhden seulan tuosta. Miss\u00e4s on puhelin, niin voin pelata samalla v\u00e4h\u00e4n candy crushia. Ei miss\u00e4\u00e4n. Soitan ty\u00f6puhelimella siihen, ei h\u00e4lyt\u00e4. Perhana. iPad kouraan, Find iPhone app auki ja tadaa! Siell\u00e4 se on, appiukon autossa. 10 km p\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4. Onneksi nyt on pakun avain!<\/p>\n<p>Ei muuta kuin paku r\u00e4j\u00e4ytet\u00e4\u00e4n k\u00e4yntiin ja puhelinta hakemaan. Samalla sain sitten kaupassa k\u00e4yty\u00e4 (Musti ja Mirri oli jo kiinni) ja tankattua mobiilin. Ei mennyt ihan hukkaan sek\u00e4\u00e4n reissu.<\/p>\n<p>Sellainen hassu maanantai, ei ihan joka maanantai ole samanlainen..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Aiheeseen liittyv\u00e4 kuva:<a href=\"http:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-453\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-453\" src=\"http:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Avain\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/tatu.chanth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_7053.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00e4m\u00e4 on tarina siit\u00e4, miten joskus asiat menee melkein suunnitellusti.. 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